As we rode into the park today, the military was testing some new top secret flying saucers. They have gotten very good at hiding them inside of little clouds. This is the lowest point in the lower 48 states. It may surprise you that the highest point in the lower 48 is only about 50 miles away. It's not really bad, just salty. It's crystal clear According to my higher math, I've calculated that sign to be 282' above my head. On further analysis, that should be above the bottom of my feet. Not Bad Tried to wash his hand in it, now has a BAD hand. Hundreds of people make this pilgrimage every day. Dale drank the water and now he is just plain BAD. After all of these years, I finally got to play a few holes on the Devils Golf Course. Dale was in Hog Heaven with his own personal salt lick. Dale is putting out on the first hole. Here I am putting out on the third hole. We had to quit after only three because I fell in the hazard and hurt my leg. Read it In a few minutes we